Sunday, November 05, 2006

I Let My Husband Write This Post

I ate too much candy. I then asked my husband if I was fat. Now, he is taking the candy to work. What was his answer?

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Can't. Stop. Laughing. Falling. Off. Chair.

Can't. Breathe.

MrsFortune said...

Hahahaha .... well, I forced my husband to take the candy to work with him. So... I got the answer without even asking the question.

MrsFortune said...

Hahahaha .... well, I forced my husband to take the candy to work with him. So... I got the answer without even asking the question.

Heather said...

I still have a sack full of candy that I bought and 2 sack fulls that the kids got trick-or-treating.

I really haven't eaten much of it...but alas...still fat anyway.

Anonymous said...

Wow! You are SOOOO not fat. I don't think you could be fat if you ate 1000 miniature Reese's, my friend!

As for me, I would just have to glance at that bag of candy and I'd gain an additional 5 lbs.

You'd think my excursions to the YMCA would help, but alas, it is not. I guess I have to stop looking at the Burger King that's located on the way.

Anonymous said...

You KNOW that you are not fat so asking him was like asking a trick question. He says YES and he's screwed. He says NO and you'll say he's just being nice. A guy can't win, no matter how much he loves his wife and thinks she is totally sexy.

Then, on a totally unrelated plane of thought, he's walking out of the door at 6 am and realizes he didn't have time to pack lunch and grabs a bag of candy to eat between cancer patients.

Didn't you know you were supposed to be eating bon bons anyway? Sheesh.

ECR said...

Hee hee. I think my husband could've written this post, too.

Kara said...

Madame, if you think you are fat, you must have a bad mirror. :)

I wish I had your hips.

Anonymous said...

This should be the new meme - get your husband to write a post posing as you. Hilarious!